Thank you for asking! I am however a middle aged straight man. But I am flattered that you like my photographs so much that that you want to have sex with me sight unseen.
I will give you the same advice that I gave to the nice Italian man in the dirty T-shirt who sent me a lovely photo of his tiny penis–I figure that both of you spend a lot of alone time looking at Tumblr with only one hand on the keyboard.
1. I am the photographer not the model. That is pretty easy to see if you spend even 3 seconds on my page.
2. I can assure you that the fastest way to turn off 99.99% of models is an unsolicited offer of sex or a picture of your penis. It is creepy, degrading, rude and aggressive all at the same time.
Models do however usually appreciate positive nonsexual comments about their work. And almost always appreciate when you like or reblog their photo. Especially if you keep the credits, don’t add sexual commentary and are not a crappy porn blog.
A much better way to show your appreciation to a model would be: buy a print or something on their wish list. It will not get you sex with the model but hey YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO GET TO HAVE SEX WITH HER ANYWAY!!!!! at least this way may make them feel appreciated so that they continue to model and you can continue to admire their photos.
So remember PENIS ALWAYS A NO! WiSHLIST ALWAYS A GO!
